February 2012
“If you’re white, you can play a Middle Eastern prince. If you’re black, you can...”
– Chris Rock, thank you for calling it out (via hinduthug)
robert downey jr for
thethirdreel:
president
vice president
secretary of state
god
next oscar host
my husband
my baby daddy
all the sex
Rio's song was so much better.
“Scully, you have to believe me. Nobody else in this whole damn planet does or...”
– Fox Mulder (The X Files, 5x19)
AND THE OSCAR GETS A MERYL
“We were in Greece, we danced, I was gay, we were happy.”
– COLIN FIRTH IS THE BEST HUMAN (via apriki)
My emotional experience watching "William"
Scully: You know my size?
Shadow Man: Your size? I know your blood type, your resting heart rate, your childhood fear of clowns. I know the name of your college boyfriend, your true hair color, your ATM pin number, favourite charities, pet peeves. I know you spend too much time alone. And I know ... that on one lonely night you invited Mulder to your bed.
Me: *Falls on floor* WHEN DID THEY HAVE SEX?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? HOW DID I NOT KNOW!?
Scully: Oh my god.
Me: I know Scully....I know.
Blind Item: Which Popular Duo Will Seal the Deal? →
mossadagent-tara:
For NCIS and Castle fans.
reblog with a pic of the first image that comes up...
beepollenkick:
look at that house
over there
look at it
Which 3 words would you rather hear? Put a | next...
I'm the Doctor: ||||||||||||||
Yer a wizard: ||||||I
I'm Sherlock Holmes: |||||||||
Pick your starter: |||||
SBurb is downloading: ||||||||||||||
I love you: |||||
Take you as my Padawan, I will: |
Mulder, it's Me: l|IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Excuse me, but how is 'Take you as my Padawan, I will' three words?
Does OTP stand for “Oh, The Pain”?
myspecialhell:
Yes…of course, now you figure it out?
